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The name's Elena I'm 18, Florida girl, contently in love with skurbindurbin
My name translates to Light and Joy, and it's my focus to do my best and share that with people.

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voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

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meladoodle:

you’re supposed to catch me you fucker

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I’m always here, waiting for you, all alone

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the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

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do you ever dance by clenching ur buttcheeks to the beat

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sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

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will smith everybody

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